crush them candies

The act of using the toilet to both take time for a #2 and/or play candy crush. Usually resulting in long restroom breaks with more time being spent on crushing candies than anything else.

Hey bro I gotta go crush them candies, don't wait up.

by Bobdabear September 10, 2019

Flag

Get the crush them candies mug.

Corn Cob Chandler

A red haired kid that eats 2D corn cobs.

You're a Corn Cob Chandler!

by Khelekra January 22, 2022

Flag

Get the Corn Cob Chandler mug.

Related Words

candle • candle jack • Candle Stick • Candle dick • candle wax • candlequeen • Candler • candle cock • Candle Eater • candle holder

chandley

Chandley is a very funny girl with a lot of sexual jokes, but she's one of the best-est friends anyone could ask for.

You need a Chandley.

by Mia523 February 19, 2018

Flag

Get the chandley mug.

Chandler Riggs

He’s is pepega can’t cook and needs to get good at video games and can’t read and has a ghost name sally and loves to bully his chat.

Noun
“Chat you are useless”
“ fuchdbas thanks for the prime”
Chandler Riggs doesn’t know how to cut a onion properly.

by Your favorite sub November 11, 2020

Flag

Get the Chandler Riggs mug.

A """Transgender woman""", the "mother" (formally 'father') of Sonichu. They are a person who screwed around with their own mother. (That is just... disgusting. Sickens me to know Chris-chan did that.) They are currently going insane in jail thinking they are some sort of godly entity that just 'spawned' in on this planet. (aka.; an Avatar. Heavily based on Avatar: The Last Airbender I bet."

Christine Weston Chandler is a horrible w̶o̶m̶a̶n man.

by anonymous200020 February 7, 2023

Flag