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boneable 

Something that you can bone or something worth boning

boning = f*cking in this use
"that chick over there in the pink top is bonable"

that Fleshlight is bonable

Scissor Bone 

The Scissor Bone is the mechanism responsible for the tapering and chopping off of dangling turds from the bottom. The Scissor Bone can also be used to hold back farts and, if the owner has a very strong Scissor Bone, it can be used to prevent anal rape.
My boyfriend slipped it in the wrong hole last night, I think he broke my scissor bone, I can't seem to hold anything back...
Scissor Bone by Top Set March 18, 2011

christian bone 

The act of peeing in a girls mouth when getting a blowjob
I Christian boned it that bitches mouth
christian bone by boner.christian January 30, 2015
Derived from the properties of extremely well cooked chicken. It is so tasty that you want to eat it all up, to the bone. It is bonesome.

Used to describe anything that looks or is extremely tasty, including people and foods.
Wandeep: Oh shit, that KFC bucket is bonesome.

Lady Schmidt: Oh my god, Janiel is the sexiest boy I know. I WANT HIM!!!
Serf Janiel: Schmidty, you think i'm bonesome.

M'sier Dougin: I sink dat ze idea of a republique iss bon'sum.
bonesome by Andreja Muller January 24, 2011

Safety bonds 

A Bonds t-shirt you wear underneath another t-shirt, just in case you munt on your other shirt after having a bit too much to drink one night.
Dude! Good thing you had your safety bonds on or you would have been screwed after you chucked up on your other t-shirt.
Safety bonds by jamesdoakes September 3, 2009

Bone Thugs N Harmony