Beltway wisdom

Ironically-named, out-of-touch nonsense repeated in an echo chamber by professionals in politics or the media who live in the Washington DC metro area, often proven wrong because the insulated people who subscribe to it are obsessed with horserace politics, their Twitter accounts, their ipads, and their cocktail parties instead of discussing the real issues that affect Americans who don't live there

"I have a feeling this contraception thing is going to hurt Obama with Catholics."

"Really? Thanks for the Beltway wisdom but Catholics actually support it. Try getting out of the echo chamber every now and then, Chris."

by Kanye Finish May 2, 2012

Belter

Used in Australia, particularly amongst military and emergency services circles, to describe a person who tries to, and at the same time actually believes that they, fit in with and are liked by the people around them, when in fact everyone thinks they are a pathetic loser, weirdo, tryhard, dumbcunt, fuckwit, or all of the above.

*Cop covers the interior of his car in random morale patches.
Belter cop's thoughts: "Everyone likes and respects me as a professional police officer."
Every other cops' thoughts: "What a fucking belter."

by RealSlang February 17, 2021

Beltane

the Celtic May Day festival

Aunt Kat vividly described the huge bonfires and colorful rituals she had witnessed at the Beltane festival in Edinburgh as a girl.

by Your Grim Reaper June 24, 2003

Beltpiss

The so-annoying loosening of your belt that ends up interfering the piss flow and thereby giving it a whole new, random and really "wet-panting" result

A: Dude, WtF happened in there? look at ur pants...

B: Remember that belt Jill gave me for my bd last week.

A: yeah... so?.

B: Beltpiss.

A: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... hold my belt i need to go now.

by Darkmaggedon October 5, 2009

beltified

The act of being owned, shown up, burned, or outright embarrassed by someone of superior stature.

The Pittsburgh Steelers were beltified by Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews during the post game celebration at Super Bowl 45.

Aaron Rodgers used his superior NFL skills to beltify Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears.

by leeb52 May 9, 2011

beltchest

known as beltchest or belt for short. when a scenario causes you to have a very tight chest usually due to anger or stress. symptoms usually include. real tight chest. empty stomach. blurred vision, raised temperature, breathing irregularities and feeling sick. often experienced during fifa.

josh: just lost last of my money on roulette.

mate: got belt?

josh: ye mate. severe beltchest

by beltchest victim September 10, 2012

Belted

A stage of drunkenness between hammered and shit-faced. Not full blacked out but passes browning out.

Matt was Belted last night

by Gahr May 22, 2021