COVID-19

I love it, I’m glad that it’s happening. I am a Misanthrope and there is nothing I want more in this life than to see everybody else go down to the ground before me.

COVID-19. Yes I am evil. I do not care about anyone but myself.

by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020

Covid-19

The thing that lets me watch hentai in peace

Mom come her- me no! Social distancing! Mom why?! Me Covid-19!

by Irishmanreal April 9, 2020

i have covid

I'm gonna fucking die!

Hey Justin Bieber! I have Covid!

by Le Human October 20, 2020

Baby it’s COVID Outside

1) A song about COVID sung to the tune of “Baby it’s Cold Outside”.

Feminists hate it - cause it reminds them of THAT song.

Trump Supportor: Open it up, I ain’t wearin no stinkin mask.

Normal Folk: Baby it’s COVID outside.

by Burgy9999 April 19, 2020

covid wedding constipation

The massive influx of weddings once COVID-19 mandates became less strict.

I really need to get my suit tailored now that I have all these invites after COVID wedding constipation is ending!

by Tommyttt August 9, 2022

Covid death trap

A restaurant or any other business that has not taking steps to prevent the spread of covid19

That restaurant is a covid death trap. They have no outside seating or any safety measures for covid19.

by Sidogg July 11, 2020

Covid gas chamber

When a fart gets stuck in someone’s face mask intended to prevent them from catching COVID-19.

I just crop dusted the family who was taking up the entire sidewalk at Disney while I passed them; safe to say they’re now all wearing a covid gas chamber on their face

by A1994 March 13, 2021