f.a.b. 

stands for Fashion ABortion. Someone with such bad fashion sense that you don't want to be seen with them. It's usually geeks who blatently let their mom's dress them

that gurney is such an f.a.b. just look at those dungarees.

f.a.b. by Squarey McChode September 24, 2006

F.A.N.

FAN Stands for: Feet. Ass. Nuts.

walking into someones house and has more than one bad smell to sum it all up say "it smells like F.A.N. in here

F.A.N. by Vince JGHS October 18, 2006

h.a.a.m.f 

High As A Motha Fucka

damnnNn jay's H.A.A.M.F

h.a.a.m.f by wardx24 June 15, 2006

F.A.T. 

F.a.t. (figure out wat it stands for!)
bitch
fag
fuckin loser
wannabe
who no one likes
a total mother ****** !
burn in hell!!

Dude 1: She's a ...
Dudel 2: Damn rite! That fuckin whore bitch is gonna burn in hell!
Dude 1: Hell ya! LMFAO!!!
Dude 3: Holla!

F.A.T. by none February 10, 2005

F.A.G.

Acronym for Faggot Against Gays. It is a term used for closeted homosexuals who try to prove that they are a heterosexual.

John: Oy my God, you are such a fag Bill.
Bill (Gay): At least I'm not a F.A.G.!
John: I'm not Gay!!! Shut up, SHUT UP!!! (John goes away crying and running like a girl.)

F.A.G. by D$V November 4, 2006

c.a.m.f. 

A Fishmonger

Dude, those fishmongers are some C.A.M.F.'s

c.a.m.f. by So cal chief March 4, 2004

I.A.I.F. 

It's Awesome It's Friday

Use I.A.I.F. instead of T.G.I.F.

I.A.I.F. by Willow33 November 24, 2009