nicolas david jones

cloeys man...

nicolas david jones is a awesome dude... he is cloeys man...

by kayneeelovaaa October 23, 2022

dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma

If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones

by jumpstart912 October 26, 2022

Jedi Knight Jonah

Some one who stream shittie games and is a wanted Sexual Criminal in 69 Countries. No one likes him and he usually is very fucking fat. He hates niggas and Jews. Often rape minors and overall is a Crack addict

Omg you love fucking kids??? Your such a Jedi knight Jonah

by Jews69187 nigga November 7, 2022

Mith My Jontreen

A synonym for the phrase "jerk my penis", often used in a more causal tone amongst friends.

Friend: hey you smell bad.
You: Why don't you go Mith My Jontreen, fucker.

by heroinjemmyTNT November 15, 2022

Boom Boon Jing Jong chinky

Ethnic slur for Chinese Muslims

I hate those Boom Boon Jing Jong Chinkys

by SlungySlughterfism December 26, 2022

pulled a jonathan

When someone pretends to sleep on a call.

“I was on the phone with my gf and she totally pulled a Jonathan.”
“Damn bro! She heard everything you did ?”

by kaiskidneys January 3, 2023

The Indiana Jones

When you put your dick in and the girl asks, “is that it”, you say no and slowly pull out, replacing your penis with your finger that’s longer.

The missus doesn’t think my dick is that big, so I gave her the Indiana Jones

by Km23446 March 16, 2023