Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021

pulled one

to say or do something stupid

You just pulled one.

by Holly Marie Pike July 3, 2010

Dead Ones

1. People who are no longer relevant or will soon be irrelevant to the world 2. People who are going down a path seemingly brainwashed that will obviously lead to death

Sleepwalkers should not be woken up if avoidable but dead ones must be awoken by any means necessary

by Sinpara October 24, 2020

wrong one final boss

when someone is similar to their sibling.

anthony you are the wrong one final boss -nick

by bubblefatfinalboss May 13, 2025

Scratch one’s brains out

Thinking about something really hard but couldn’t figure it out

To solve this problem one needs to scratch one’s brains out.

by Realwords3747539 July 25, 2018

One Two may whether

When you make your v6 mustang into a twin turbo coyote mustang

I just threw a little one two may whether at er

by Man mustang January 8, 2021

Good one

A sarcastic expression used to make fun of someone when they mess up or do/say something weird or stupid.

"People called Austin are good at soccer."
"Yep, good one."

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024