Jack-off artist

On the "hoe-stroll" or "track" where prostitutes can be found
There are "tricks" men who actually partake in good business and spend money
Then there are "jack-off artists "
Men that circle the block again and again never rolling down there windows sometimes parking halfway up or down the block but usually staying mobile. They have no intent to spend money they just drive around masterbating to the hoes on display

Hoe1"Damn that fools back again with his broke ass what is he doing"
Hoe2 "who? Oh the red Nissan? Yea you know he's a jack-off artist"
Hoe1" what you mean?"
Hoe2 " he ain't a real trik he gets off beating his meat behind the safety his tinted windows"

by Capaquarius92 May 16, 2023

Ricking off

When a male jerks off whilst having two or more fingers up his asshole

My hands still hurt from ricking off last night!

by Skibidi edger February 21, 2024

i kindly ask you to go fuck off

Polite way of saying "fuck off"

Guy 2: fucking with Guy 1
Guy 1: (Is frustrated) i kindly ask you to go fuck off.

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gone off baked potato

When you leave a baked potato out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off baked potato tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023

Slip Off

Foot job involving a woman wearing slippers.

Sarah gave me a slip off last night.

by IAmRoot October 10, 2019

Pedo jerk off day

On June 9th, all pedos must go into a local pre school. and jizz on all of the kids telling them it's "milk"

"Yo, what are you doing for pedo jerk off day?" "I am hitting up my daughters schools for real." "bet, can I pull up"

by Ihearttaylor February 24, 2025

to shed someone off

used to encourage the recipient to cut a person out of their lives. usually when the person to be shed exhibits traits of benevolent sexism, and could be described as not funny or boring; a stickler for the rules.

To shed someone off:

Aw Shannah man, shed him off he's got no craic

by 666paul666 December 20, 2023