hiney trumpet

What you would call someone or, more specifically, someone's bum when they have a loud, rumbling passing of gas.

Oh my god, did you just fart? I felt that hiney trumpet over here!

Dude, seriously? You're a damn hiney trumpet!

by piratefire777 September 19, 2016

anal trumpet

When you blow into ones asshole, and it makes a sound like a trumpet

Hey lover come here and let me play your anal trumpet

by TrÜtH September 4, 2016

German trumpet

An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.

Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.

by Nk1992 July 7, 2016

Ukelele Trumpet

When you eat the ass of a woman (or man) whilst making a ululating sound. this will give off the sound of a ukulele, whilst playing the trumpet

Hey man, were you giving my mum the ukulele trumpet last night? It was pretty loud.

You hear that noise last night? That was me playing the ukelele trumpet on your sister!

by Sthepen the 17th of Auckland a May 22, 2016

chocolate trump

When you do what you thought was a fart but actually it was the shits. Usually accompanied by a sudden warm feeling in the underpants...

"Whoa, what's that stain on the sofa?"

"Had to clean up 'cos I did a chocolate trump"

by TrickyTrevMcTrick May 17, 2016

Habanero Trumpet

You eat a large amount of spicy food before sex and during you leave a foul smelling spicy steamer on your lovers chest or face

"I told him I liked it spicy in the bedroom so he gave me a Habanero Trumpet"

by Krazychris89 July 25, 2016

D-Trumped

Liar, compulsive liar. Untruthful, fabricator.

I was D-trumped last night

by Milesthe1 August 15, 2016