Vancer

Someone who has or wishes to have sexual relations with living room furniture, specifically couches and/or loveseat.

Act can be performed with or without a condom.

DJT: Are you a Vancer?
JD: what’s a Vancer?

DJT: someone who gets aroused by couches.
JD: Oh. Where did you hear that?

by 400lb.cyber.attacker August 11, 2024

Vandela

these people can be defined as a short ass female who has terrible driving and cooking skills and has no brain cells left (they were deep fried). this asshole is either on spotify, tiktok, or snapchat 24/7 and will not get their ass off of their phone. this person is most famous for throwing the most eye bawling, bloodline insulting jokes or insults at people and walking away saying "in the nicest way possible 🥰🥰". these people are either the most athletic or least athletic people you've ever met in your life. these motherfuckers could also somehow find a way to cheer you up when you're sad but really, have no idea what they're doing themselves. aside from that, they're really nice to their friends and could be considered a "people pleaser" they have major trust issues to start with but it's painfully easy to gain their trust from time to time. they never realize what or who is harmful to them and will always be so vulnerable because of it. ALSO aside from that, they aren't entirely horrible and bad to hang out with, they've just been through things.

they would jump off a cliff for you or push you off a cliff 🥰🥰

"do yk who Vandela is?" "what's a vandela 🧍 ♀️"

by they_h4temom0 November 22, 2023

vawnder

When your on a voyage and wondering around

“Hey Jake let’s go on a Vawnder”
“We are vawndering”

by Bop by Dababy December 3, 2023

vandora

someone who is so awesome that you will never forget her

“omg vandora is so cool i love her and will never never forget her.

by vandora April 2, 2024

VandenHeuvel

Big Dick swinger, probably has a twelve incher (soft). But likes petite woman (children) which is weird.

Damn i must be vandenheuvel the way i like them kids

by Small pp swinger (i grow) December 26, 2024

Vadered

Vadered is most commonly used as a verb and reflects the workplace circumstance where a cohort interrupts your critical path to share anecdotes or information irrelevant to the task at hand. The act of vadering interrupts efficiency and performance. The person being vadered losses both a sense of time and short term memory through the event. In office lingo, three letter acronyms are used to reflect the current state of workplace efficiency such as: GVN (Getting Vadered Now), JGV (Just Got Vadered) or NGVN (Not Getting Vadered Now).

I busy at my workstation when Bob deeply vadered me with anecdotes that I cannot remember resulting in me missing my deadline and having to work through my lunch break.

by TangoSix February 1, 2025

Vanker

A wanker who drives a van.

This vanker just pulled out in front of me.

by JH14FAN March 29, 2025