Megan

Megan is a little roach that lives off toilet water and raw coffee beans. She has too much energy and enjoys terrorizing others

Wow you know Megan, I feel so bad

by Bill bill boy money life food February 13, 2022

Megan

Megan is a beautiful sexy girl she doesn’t like when others put her down.

she loves spending time with her friends and on her phone

all the boys have a crush on her and she just doesn’t know it

boy 1: omg is that Megan?
boy 2: yeah she’s so hot!
boy 3: indeed
boy4: cmon everyone has a crush on her, look at her!

by Colesprouseishot April 2, 2022

Megan

Megan.. A damsel who’s

“Looking for a man in finance
Trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5
I'm looking for a man in finance.”

“Looking for a Man in Finance” is a satirical song written by Megan Boni (because ewwl.)

by Gerber_Babiee May 27, 2024

megan

Megan likes picked onion crisps and has really long eyelashes. she is bold and doesn't take no shit. Megan likes the sesh on the regular but doesn't tolerate lateness. Megan likes balloons and Green velvet and dance music. She is a very nice girl. If Megan was a penguin she would be the Macaroni penguin.

I like Megan, megan is my friend. i wanna be a megan when i grow up.

by little honey nugget September 11, 2019

Megan Fox

Weird thumbs, hot bod

Megan Fox is a hot girl, but not a great hand model.

by Cookiecat4356 November 21, 2021

Megan

Is awesome and sometimes insecure, can be very crazy but no one hates her for it. everyone loves Megan

I love Megan so much, it wouldn't be the same without her.

by Penguin🐧 January 11, 2021

Megan

The kindest, smartest, most beautiful human being with an adorable smile and contagious laugh that would prove the best things in life really are free. She has an amazing personality that would make any cholo ditch their homies for her.

Cholo 1: Yo fool you coming over? We're having carne asada tonight.

Cholo 2: Nah, holmes. I'm chilling with this chica, Megan. She's beautiful, man.

Cholo 1: Orale! I'll catch you on the flip side.

by thataccountingguy October 20, 2021