Megan

Megan.. A damsel who’s

“Looking for a man in finance
Trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5
I'm looking for a man in finance.”

“Looking for a Man in Finance” is a satirical song written by Megan Boni (because ewwl.)

by Gerber_Babiee May 27, 2024

Megan

I'm looking for a man in finance
Trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5"

Hi, my name is Megan and all I’m looking for is…

by Gerber_Babiee July 16, 2024

Matthew

First impressions leave you feeling he is the most genuine and easy going guy. You’ll soon find out he’s a narcissist, a user, liar, and secretly a player. Stay super far away from him and don’t believe his ‘wounded bird’ act. He is a monster.

It’s so sad that Matthew is a sociopath. I really thought we were friends but everything he says is a lie.

by Gerber_Babiee April 27, 2024