roadkill tire pussy 

during p.m.s, when the girl doesnt shave for about 3 days, the hair when its real short and bloody

i dont like that roadkill tire pussy.

roadkill tire pussy by tony cernuto January 6, 2007

Spare Tire 

Similar to a third wheel, but instead of one couple and a single person, there are two couples and a single person. The name comes from the fifth wheel in a car, or the spare tire.

It was supposed to be a double date, but Tim decided to show up, thus making himself a spare tire.

Spare Tire by sven_meister January 1, 2011

Flat Tire

Getting an elbow in the testicles during a pit stop gone wrong.

I was getting the best pit stop from this girl when she accidentally gave me a flat tire.

Flat Tire by TheMasterOfBates May 6, 2011

tited 

verb.

To become injured by a breast.

It's a wicked titting to trip over a breast & chip your tooth.

She tited him with a slap to the face from her breast.

I really got a tit last night. His nipple poked my eye out.

tited by Professor Boob October 12, 2012

a rope tied around his wheelbarrow 

A phrase used to describe a homosexual. When someone is said to have a 'a rope tied around his wheelbarrow' it is meant as a reference to the activities relating to their bedroom gymnastics.

It is best described from a starting point where, due to the way in which homosexuals utilise another persons anus, they can be described as 'uphill gardeners'. If someone gardens uphill they have a sloping allotment, which would require them to have 'a rope tied around their wheelbarrow'

The reason for using a convoluted description as this is to avoid embarrassment to those around you when putting a persons sexuality in question, some of whom may be of the same persuasion.

'Look at the way he walks, I bet hes got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'

'Hes popular with the other blokes, definitely got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'

'What, no girlfriend? Wheelbarrow mate!' (shortened)

a rope tied around his wheelbarrow by missadventure October 20, 2006

one-timed

To get knocked out by one punch; to be champed

The fighter got one-timed and the fight was over"

one-timed by jjthekid March 6, 2008

flat tire

Noun

Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.

You Have a flat tire.

flat tire by misterissues June 11, 2009