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When you mistype "Tired" to "Tited" and don't even bother to correct it back, then you know you are so freaking tited brah.
"I'm so tited of being tited."-Sun Tzu
Tited by Horninomous August 10, 2022
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loss of energy that makes you lazy and drained.
Due to lack of sleep, I am feeling very tited today.
Tited by Stinas December 17, 2011
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verb.

To become injured by a breast.
It's a wicked titting to trip over a breast & chip your tooth.

She tited him with a slap to the face from her breast.

I really got a tit last night. His nipple poked my eye out.
tited by Professor Boob October 12, 2012
It means that your children are good people and are doing wonderful things in the group call on skype
"My children are tited right now, such good people"
Tited by YaBoiCornFlakes October 21, 2017
To be overwhelmed from all the tits (to tired=tited)
Omg peaches was tited at the strip club x
Tited by Queefing4life May 17, 2022
Guy on his back, wrists tied together in front of him, ankles tied, and then wrists and ankles tied together. This is opposite of a hogtie. Mostly guys are tied in this position, most of the time stripped to there underwear.
John was pig tied in the locker room, by some football players after he insulted mikes girl friend.
pig tied by Stacie circius January 27, 2014
What you say when your barely getting through life but don't trust anyone to let them know. Life's kinda shitty but nobody really cares so you always say "I'm tired" that way your not lying but you're also not going into your life problems, and the fact you're about to have a break down.
"Hey, how you doing today? You look kinda down you doing okay?" "Yeah I'm fine, just been a long day so I'm tired that's all."
I'm Tired by Ucover149 April 19, 2018
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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