TheMasterOfBates's definitions

Flat Tire

Getting an elbow in the testicles during a pit stop gone wrong.

I was getting the best pit stop from this girl when she accidentally gave me a flat tire.

by TheMasterOfBates May 6, 2011

Grilled Cheese

An old woman's vagina

Why does it take old women so long to pee?
It's like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich

by TheMasterOfBates January 29, 2014

Pit Stop

The act of having sexual intercourse by placing the penis in the armpit of a woman and thrusting back and forth.

This chick was on her period so she gave me the best pit stop!

by TheMasterOfBates May 6, 2011

Sand Baby

When an illegal immigrant from Mexico runs to the border while pregnant and accidentally has a baby in the sand.

Person 1: "Is she from the US?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, I heard she's a sand baby."

by TheMasterOfBates June 29, 2011