toilet paper tongue

A form of anal cunnilingus (booty eating) performed right after the booty that will be eaten gets done laying a fat log without wiping
P1: How was Jerry last night?
P2: We broke up.
P1: why?

P2: Because I went to ate his booty and I got toilet paper tongue.
by Jerwizzlefoshizzle November 16, 2017
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Triangular Tongue Twister

When a classy lady sits on your face, indian-style, in reverse, with her legs spread out like a triangle.
"Justine really is great. She pulled a triangular tongue twister on me last night."
by MistaDillPickle September 16, 2017
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Judas Worm Tongue

A “Judas Worm Tongue” is a conniving, weasel–like traitor who is a backstabber and has troll-like characteristics. Many times, this person is a co-worker, dysfunctional family member or neighbor.

Judas is from “Judas Iscariot” the buddy and 13th student of Jesus of Nazareth who handed him over to the authorities to be executed for a bag of silver. Worm Tongue is from that nasty “shit stirring,” “dark friend” character in “The Lord of the Rings” by J.R.R. Tolkien.
Wow…my ex-best friend just robbed me blind and also fucked my wife in the process…what a Judas Worm Tongue he is.
by Down by the Seaside July 08, 2013
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bite my tongue

I know what's going wrong with him, but I'll bite my tongue
by PenpenGang June 08, 2020
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Fartbox Tongue Dart

To lick another's asshole in a manner that resembles a dart repeatedly stabbing their ass.
I surprised my ho in bed when I stopped licking her pussy and gave her a fartbox tongue dart in the pooper.
by Anal Czar September 10, 2010
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deep tongue spelunking

A severe type of cunnilingus (oral sex on a woman).

Deep tongue spelunking usually involves trying to get ones tongue as far into the vaginal cavity as possible.
This is usually done by tilting ones head back and almost inserting the lower jaw/chin.

Use with caution "DTS" has been known to cause severe neck injuries and may also lead to trout mouth if the receiver has not been properly identified.
"This girl was so hot I went deep tongue spelunking for WAY too long now I have to wear this neck-brace for a week."
by Cracka61 December 01, 2006
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silver tongued devil

Silver tongue is an expression used to describe a person who has a clever way with words. Add some clever sarcasm, or sleazy lies to this person's attitude, and there you have your silver tongued devil.
I honestly can't believe I'm making a bible reference, but this is what Google gave up for silver tongued devil:
"When Satan with his silver-tongue approached Eve, using the serpent as a mouthpiece, note that the very first thing he did was to question the veracity of God’s spoken word. Paraphrasing, Satan said to Eve, ‘Has God said you shall surely die if you disobey? God has not told you the truth. You will not surely die, for God knows, though he has not told you, that in the day you eat the forbidden fruit your eyes will be opened and you yourselves shall be as God, and you will know good and evil, that is, be able to decide for yourselves what is right and what is wrong."(Gen. 3:1-5)
by Krazeder September 17, 2014
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