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Milk War

Can be used in three separate contexts.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.
Damn bro, that Milk War last night was wild. I really think John maxed out there.
by Mech70 December 23, 2022
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Bum Milk

The act of drinking seamen out of a womans asshole after a man has ejaculated all of his goods into her.
Dayum gurllll! I just tasted the greatest bum milk from my lover Laquonda, I guess you can say I'm a lesbian and a fool for bum milk!
by Especially May 6, 2011
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Nice Milks

The act of having large breasts usually found in western corn fed bitches
She’s got them nice milks must have been a western corn fed bitch.
by CobSlalad August 22, 2019
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Milk fic

A very disturbing fan fiction, involving Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross, centring around a milk enema
“Did you read the milk fic
Yeah bro, I’m scarred for life
by That Random Emo Girl November 8, 2021
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Sausage Milk

Penis ejaculate, sperm. In this context the sausage is the penis and the milk is the sperm.
by Boomington July 6, 2019
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Milk Math

When a person combines milk of one percentage with milk of another in order to create milk with a lower fat content.
"Dude, I hate the way 1% milk tastes but I'm watching my weight. So I did some milk math and mixed 1% and 2% to get 1 1/2%. It's not as good as 2% milk, but it's better than 1%."
by Friendofthemilkmathmaster January 3, 2011
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milk minute

Waiting for what should be a minute but takes an indeterminate long time.
he will be back in a milk minute.
by cutefirework March 9, 2022
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