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Better to be strong than wear a thong

Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.
Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.
by GainTrain June 1, 2014
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stronk

STRONK
adjective
1. A strong drunk
2. Drunkenly strong.
3. Strong person who drinks to much and tries or does some feat of strength.
4. When the mental faculties of a strong lifter are affected by much alcoholic drink.
"Dude I got so strunk yesterday I lifted a tree and parked it in front of my neighbours house." - Cixelsid

"Lets go strinking."

"Man, look at that stronk! He just pushed that car out of its parking space!"
by memorex39 July 28, 2012
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Strong Bad

He's this guy, and he's pretty funny sometimes, and he wears a mask and yells "Holy Crap", but I seriously don't think he's enough of an awesome guy to get all these entries. I mean, come on. Strong Bad is awesome, but not that awesome. Get over it. Please. I can't take any more!!!
Strong Bad says he's awesome and punches people, but he really isn't worth all this fuss.
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scronstantinople

not a clue.. it just sounded funny. From the same source as 'Scrononis'
"Scronstantinople!" "What? WTF is Scronstantinople??"
by angelvs April 25, 2005
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Army Strong

Something Jarheads do together in the barracks;
What happens on base stays on base;

An exaggerated form of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell.'

What the Red Army did to Nazi Germany;
He hit me so hard last night, says Michael; how hard did he hit you asks Asher?

Cameron retorts in Michael's stead, and says 'army strong, hard,' that's how hard.

My boyfriend was pounding me army strong like last night. It was amazing, I think we both peaked in orgasm together.
by FranciisFreud March 5, 2015
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be strong

They tell you this. They don’t under stand what you told them means a lot to you. They’re confused of what to say they don’t want to make it worse or help they can’t help it’s for you to do they are them selfish person still be sitting watching you drag your chain don’t trust anyone unless they’re trying to help you cut that chain off
I lost (family)

Be strong

I lost (something important)
It’s ok I’ll be here talk to me
by LinesArentAlwaysStraight April 23, 2019
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Strongbad

The awsomest cool fool from homstario
by steve buttz October 22, 2003
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