Stroke report

A report on how stroke-worthy something is, almost exclusively something of a pornographic nature.
A rating to quantify a subject's stroke-value.

My buddy saw that porno, his stroke report wasn't great. He said the scenes didn't have much stroke value.
Think I'll give it a miss, rent the old reliables, last thing i want is a disappointing wank.

by ArtoDelFunko May 9, 2009

stroke my nerd

The ability to communicate information, usually of a technical nature, in a way that is entertaining and compelling. Salespeople are usually socially oriented, but lack the ability to speak intelligently about advanced technology. Engineers are technically capable, but classically lack communication or social skills. Someone who can 'stroke my nerd' is a contradictory combination of both.

That data center salesperson really knew how to stroke my nerd. Listening to her talk about those connection specs really gave me a brain boner, but those rackmounts gave me a full on nerdgasm.

by CAShooter April 19, 2011

stroke face

Stroke face is usually captured in photos after someone has been partying heavily. It is where someone has a lazy, or lopsided eye that is completely or partially partially shut giving the appearance of a stroke or mild seizure.

Dude, you must have partied hard look at that stroke face in these pictures!

by Misskittykat September 15, 2015

Stroke to nut ratio

The amount of strokes it takes to nut

Dude I was pumpin ma sausage last night and I found out my stroke to nut ratio!!!!

by Jerkin July 28, 2016

StrikeRager

A really cool guy and is good at games (he’s not a sweat or a try hard he’s just good)

This guy is actually good at arsenal (he’s not a sweat or a try hard he’s just good)
Ah it’s must be StrikeRager

by Cloud_009 January 8, 2021

face stroke

Waking up in the morning to a rough or light stroking of the face by a local professional.

Ben - "I have to wake up at 6 for my facestroke."
Carl - "Did you mean a back stroke?"
Ben - "No, I meant face stroke. Get out of here!"
Brennan - "Sorry Carl, orders are orders."

by SLEEKYx16 February 5, 2010

pepper stroke

A handjob received from a sexual partner after handling very spicy food or peppers.

Mary is queen of the pepper stroke! She gave Peter the cayenne special the other night.

by San Diegites June 23, 2010