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Cellular Goat Stomp

The act of making a Chickenhead chew all the grass in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. Usually some incentive is needed, hence the Stomp.
Liv Tyler: Dad, what's that girl doing outside?
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.
by SadCoincidence September 29, 2006
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curb stomp

A curb stomp is when you drink half of a 40 once bottle of malt liquor, then pour in a Four Loco and finish the bottle. This has become popularized as it is a very cheap way to get completely obliterated.
Dude, do you wanna get wasted of curb stomps tonight.
by smartghetto September 12, 2010
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Toot stomp

When a fart is so powerful that it takes the shape of a boot rises over your head and stomps on you. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Watch out for Eric's toot stomp

or

Eric toot stomped Joe
by Rarsta October 17, 2008
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twat stomp

When you shove a bunch of nails in a woman's vagina and start stompin.
Ill twat stomp the hoe for not puttin out.
by Mat Patten November 10, 2008
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curb stomp

very painful form of kicking some ones ass belive me
i crossed this nigger and now i have 5 pins in my jaw and a set of fake teeth
by mr beef September 7, 2004
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Ron Stoppable

Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, (ten minutes later) really, really cool/funny/cute/stupid side kick to Kim Possible. I only wish they were more than just best friends... He has a little naked mole-rat named rufus and loves to eat at Bueno Nacho. Ron is pretty cute for a cartoon (bite me) and has a loveable personality.
My Favorite Ron Quotes:

"Okay, when the chips are down, Ron Stoppable takes charge! Now which one of these pedal thingies do I step on to make it go-go?" -Car Trouble

"So as you see from this very conclusive demonstration, it's not so much that I lost control of the car, as it is they built the gym to close to the parking lot." -Car Trouble

"Hi. I'm Ron. And that's R to the O to the Hizz-N! Yup-yup!" -The Golden Years

"Tok-y-o! I love the French!" -Crush

"Oh, Fuji. Why does it always have to be monkeys? Why can't I ever be attacked by crazed supermodels?" -Exchange

"Leave her alone! It's her turn! Taking turns is a basic foundation of Pre-school! The jungle law of Day-care is behind us." -A Sitch In Time (Amazingly, that's a younger Ron. Maybe he got dumb as he grew up)

"Kim, you put the 'neat' in 'incognito'! -A Sitch In Time
by Andie Featable December 28, 2003
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Irish curb stomp

(v.) the act of placing an empty whiskey bottle between the chin of the curb stompee and the curb, then proceeding as though it was a normal curb stomping manuever.
(for best results, drink the contents of the bottle moments before using the bottle. Also, as much swearing as possible is preferred but not required.)
" Dude, Seamus got into a fight at O'Leary's and irish curb stomped his grandmother!"
by taylor lairsey September 8, 2006
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