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Split-lip

A Bungie-endorsed insult used to describe or insult the Sangheili (The Elites) from the Halo universe.
"Get the hell out of my armoury, split-lip!" - Master Gunnery Sergeant (Halo 2 on Easy or Normal difficulty)

"When are you going to start fighting split-lip?!" - Marine taunting an Elite (Halo 3)
by That One Scottish Guy April 8, 2025
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Split Gumming

Def- when one ball is poking out of each side of your underwear, creating an illusion of them being split in half.
Ex- Chris- “Yo did you see Anderson split gumming last night?”
Curtis- “Yeah bro the huzz were digging it!”
by jtrain1243 May 3, 2025
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Split Nip

A drunken, nonsense phrase deployed at peak confidence that is vaguely anatomical, aggressively meaningless, and shouted as if it explains everything.
Eric hadn’t made a coherent point in 45 minutes, but he capped it off with a triumphant ‘SPLIT NIP!'
by Corey Daul January 25, 2026
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Sit split

Referring to a woman's vagina the sit split her cars whenever a woman sits and her vagina splits open this will happen every time the sitting position is attempted.
Man, did you really take a good look at her though? Her sit split is not no kind of fatty and she ain't no kind of baddie.
by ThatDogg January 28, 2026
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Brandon Split

A specific weekly workout split (or routine) for the gym that consists of working out the upper body only and has no days whatsoever assigned to working out the legs or any other lower parts of the body
His last leg day was 2 years ago, he must be doing the Brandon Split
by krickkrack21 March 14, 2026
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Split-it

split-it
verb (colloquial, euphemistic; vulgar-slang, chiefly British)

Definition:
To luxuriate in a moment of solitary pleasure; typically involving a freshly made bed, an artisanal coffee, a feline companion of discerning temperament, and the climactic indulgence of self-intimacy. The phrase draws whimsical reference from the anatomical act of splitting it, a metaphorical nod to the bifurcation of the labia during said solitary encounter.

Etymology:
Modern British slang. A playful conflation of genteel self-care and unabashed self-love. Said to have originated from the ritualistic ‘breaking-in’ of one’s own bed with all the essentials : cat, caffeine, and climax.

See also:
me-time, clitoral cottagecore, flatwarming
First night in the new flat. Cat’s curled up, coffee’s still hot. Time to light a candle, pop on some Kate Bush, and split-it.”
by Angry Leo May 28, 2025
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Split the baby

It is crazy that you will deny yourself justice just to prevent me from getting it.
Hym "Really. You trying to split the baby on literally every issue is crazy. Cite the lesbian who pretended to be a man."
by Hym Iam June 4, 2025
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