showel

When someone gets too drunk, takes a shit, wipes his ass with a hotel hand towel, throws it in the toilet, and then realizes he can't flush it, so he leaves it there, marinating in shit until morning.

Wake up you motherfucker and take your showel out of the toilet, dude, I have to take a piss.

showel by bigs August 30, 2005

shover 

Someone who pushes people past their comfort zone or past there annoyance level.

that shover really deserves a taste of their own medicine

shover by Remarkabubble August 27, 2014

Burmese Shove

Pushing your morning boner between the mattresses.

My pee pee hard on was so tingly, I had to do a Burmese Shove

Burmese Shove by Doctor Rocked Her September 24, 2009

shovelhead 

Someone who's head looks just like a shovel. Or at least would look just like a shovel if you had your way.

Howdy there shovel head.

shovelhead by Amy '05 May 13, 2005

Shoveling

the act of raping something.

Most people say shoveling is illegal, but rapists don't see why hobbies are banned by the government.

Shoveling by RITM March 20, 2008

shover 

white guy with no skill in basketball

rodd: man that is one fucked up shover!
todd: no shit!

shover by the monkey February 7, 2005

shoeless joe 

Hardcore urban dictionary pimp. Does not seem to be able to comprehend that his definitions (or rather hilarious attempts at looking hard)don't make him look like a thugged out killer, but rather a weak loser who can't be a thug in reality and ergo pretends to be one through the anonomynity of the internet. Also seems to think that only gang-banging killas such as himself have the connections to buy a sack of trees, much less smoke them properly. Known to talk out of his ass (e.g. acting like a low rent teenage POF like him has actually handled a two thousand dollar gun before, and that tripping isn't even comparable to being high, constantly accusing people of 'never having smoked'.) Makes threats of violence he cannot possibly carry out against those who aren't fans of a couple of queer clowns who rap.

All the badasses I know go on Urban Dictionary to talk shit and make empty threats of violence against people who don't agree with them on music. Ooh I am so afraid Joe is going to hop on his bike and come get me. Too bad He's an illiterate teenage middle school dropout who 'don't need school' so the street signs will confuse the shit out of him and he'll end up in a ghetto and be robbed and stripped by some non-internet thugs.

shoeless joe by shoelessjoegothisassowned January 23, 2004