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Shithook

One who craps in their pants and gets hosed off in the back yard by their father
Jason is a shithook.
by Backyard Spectacular June 11, 2025
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Shithook

A name coined by a deeply disappointed father after realizing his middle child has again sat and played video games and Turtle-headed his white underwear.

Said father pulls his middle child care to the backyard and hoses his bare bottom with the dad coining the phrase “I’m not raisin’ no shithook” as the older child watches from inside at the spectacle before them.
That boy Jason is a shithook, he’s been on the computer all day again.
by Backyard Spectacular June 11, 2025
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Shitheedra

Feminine version of a shitheed -word for a woman who is a total shithead.
She was being such a shitheedra at the party. She drank all the beer.
by anonymous June 16, 2025
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Shithead

Pronounced: Sha-Feed

The phrase "Shit Head" but without the space making both the T & H silent as per expected pronunciation.

Can be used to comical affect during a conversation to describe someone or a pet. Can also be pluralised: Shitheads
My dog Benji was being a right Shithead yesterday.

The current government are a bunch of Fucking Shitheads.
by Neosid December 2, 2025
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Shlitling

Shlitling
/sh-lit-ling/
noun

1. The little white plastic strip inside a folio/file that holds punched papers together — the thing everyone uses but nobody knew the name of… until Christina Pearl Nzuza officially named it in 2025.

2. The most unnecessarily mysterious office item of all time.

Example:
“Hey, pass me that shlitling so I can add these papers!”
“Dude… what’s a shlitling?”
“THIS. This thing. It finally has a name.”

Origin:
Coined by Christina Pearl Nzuza (South Africa, 2025) because somebody had to name the damn thing.
“Hey, pass me that shlitling so I can add these papers!”
“Dude… what’s a shlitling?”
“THIS. This thing. It finally has a name.”
by Christie_N December 3, 2025
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dick slither

A dick slither is a person who lets dicks slither all over them like snakes on a plane
by Aaronnnnn June 26, 2008
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Bangin' Shithot

A Chavvy term used to describe something which could be percieved as good, cool or awesome.

Can also be effectively used sarcastically.
"That film was bangin' shithot!"

or

Person one: "Bring me the horizon are at download this year!"

Person two: "Bangin' shithot..."
by TaylorOfChaos May 24, 2011
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