Putin

A very good joke.
Oh and he’s also a Russian guy we don’t need to talk about.

Person 1: hey, do you know Putin?
Person 2: Isn’t that the Russian guy?
Person 1: No, not that guy.
Person 2: Then who’s Putin..?
Person 1: I’M ‘PUTIN’G THIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
Person 2: Bro…*disappointed* FUCK

by MoBallinBamba March 10, 2022

Putin

A peice of shit and a fucking ugly ass president of Russia

“Putin is ugly”
“Ew Putin”

by Fel March 12, 2022

Putin

A modern-day "Hitler"

Breaking News: Putin just nuked Ukraine

by TheReal Vladmir Putin March 13, 2022

Putin

When a person unexpectedly and rudely discharges fecal matter accompanied by air after a penis is pulled out of his butthole from gay sex.

When I pulled out, he was putin all over the bed, so I told him I'd invade his country for being such an asshole.

by Prostentic Vogon Jeltz March 15, 2022

Putin

Sitting at the end of a very long table talking to someone sitting at the other end, usually with candelabra in the middle.

I saw you at a restaurant the other day doing a Putin.

by Finknottle's Newt March 16, 2022

Putin

A prolapsed anus resulting from a male not being able to perfom sexually followed by the female pegging the male in retribution.

Johnny got Debbies hopes up and then couldn't perform so Debbiebgave him a Putin

by Derp Derpersonski March 17, 2022

Putin

Non-medical term for a micro-penis.

A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.

A dick of small stature.

She really liked the guy, but they broke up after things got physical a she saw that he had a Putin.

It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.

by Conejo Macbunny March 18, 2022