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Jizz In My Pants 

Possibly the funniest music video ever spawned. If you havn't seen it, do not finish reading this; it is time to venture to youtube my friend, and witness the comedy of 'The Lonely Island'.
OOOOoooohhhh
Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we've got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna play by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

Cuz I
JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
OOOOOoooohhhhhhhh

Jizz In My Pants by Dope Logix February 10, 2009
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TNA Pants 

Best thing God has ever invented
*Girl with TNA Pants walks by*
Arroused Guy #1: OMG dude look look look!
Arroused Guy #2: Holy Shit *Boner*
TNA Pants by PornSoldier July 31, 2007

sleepy pants 

Another word for pajamas, but mostly used when referring to pajama bottoms. Sleepy pants are often worn to bed and for spending lazy days around the house.
I can't wait to get home from work and change into my sleepy pants.
sleepy pants by itskevin July 2, 2006

Nancy Pants 

A person in an organization (usually in sales) that is definitely a male, but has some very strange metro-sexual, gay, or effeminate traits. The person usually dresses in a very preppy style, is boyishly handsome; but orders drinks often associated with women rather than men. Also has emotions much more aligned with women than men. Rises to anger quickly but argues non-sensically and often seems to be pouting when he doesn't get his way. Often displays traits of a drama queen.
Wow, did you see how Lou was behaving in the finance meeting today? He either has PMS or is a complete Nancy Pants.
Nancy Pants by Just This Guy August 3, 2010

pulling pants

(British) The sexy underwear that you wear when you are out on the pull.
Anna: You coming union tonight?
Lisa: Yeah! I got my pulling pants on!
pulling pants by Last Chancer November 23, 2006

No Pants Thursday

It's a day for freedom of expression, It's the weekly holiday where you are encouraged to wear something other than pants. wear kilts, dresses, shorts, assless chaps, but no pants!
don't forget tomorrow is no pants thursday!

hairy pants 

When a guy OR girl is wearing shorts and has such hairy legs that it looks like they are wearing fur pants.
Veronica: 'I think i need to get my boyfriend to shave his legs or something, his leg hair is sooo dark it looks like he is wearing hairy pants."

Dina: "oh god, tmi"
hairy pants by Frizzy beard April 12, 2010