Joe Nuts

whenever you catch a retarded mf lackin, and he asks who Joe is, then show him whos boss by telling him about Joe's fat testis

Joe - Something came in the mail today
Sam - Water Ice Joe Aye
Joe - Joe fuckin nuts, Joe Nuts

by NewJake June 7, 2020

porno nuts

shaved balls or tescticles as seen in pornography

My chick loves to lick porno nuts.

by reyman440 July 25, 2008

chin nuts

the act of having a cock in yo mouf

i gave maria some good chin nuts last night.

by jimbob November 15, 2002

crazy go nuts university

The University Of Strong Bad. Members are Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat. Golf club team led by Coach Z. Actual applications not accepted.

The Crazy Go Nuts University Dumples beat Pile of Electronics State 1-0.

by Wyatt March 20, 2004

Nazi Nuts

When your sitting in an uncomfortable position, and your nuts are under stress, then they BEGIN to Twitch. Very Uncomfortable feel.

"Damn, that opera was so long, I got Nazi Nuts."

by TRUEDAT50CENT March 18, 2005

nuts

The highest possible hand in poker. Playing Hold 'em, if you hold As, 3s and the board is Qs, 8s, Kd, 2s, 9c you are said to be holding "the nuts." The terminology is said to refer to the fact that poker is a partial information game, meaning that when you bet, you don't know if you're winning or losing. This being the case, you have to have "nuts" (as in testicles) to have the nerve to bet. The only case when you can bet in poker without "testicles" would be if you had the best possible hand and could not be beaten, hence the term "nuts"

Joe won that large pot over Carl because Carl only had a flush, but Joe had the nuts with four of a kind.

by Poker Player March 29, 2004

kick in the nuts

The perfect reason to hit a girl.

you recive the kick in the nuts and you would first say OWWWWW, then kick her in the ovaries.

by Taylor Schroeder September 18, 2006