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juggle jerking

switching hands often during masturbation sometimes making gestures with the free hand
sometimes my right hand gets tired so I have to start juggle jerking to keep things going
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luxury jerk

When you jerk-off inside of a condom.
Stacy couldn’t come over last night so I treated myself to a luxury jerk instead.
by Luxurious jerker August 24, 2020
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jerk herp

Someone that gives you herpes by jerking you off while sucking penis.
Jacqueline gave Timmy a Jerk herp on his dick while giving felacio.
by O.G Unknown September 17, 2019
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jerk wrangler

What you call a girl that attracts the worst of men. The poorest, lamest jerks in the San Diego area.
Wheres Casey?
That girl, such a jerk wrangler, shes out with another douchebag.
by MGoodlife October 16, 2013
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Jerk towel

An unwashed towel used to clean off jizz from your penis and/or bedsheets.
Aww shieet! I jizzed everywhere! Good thing I have my Jerk towel.
by Moar semen May 15, 2016
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Chinese Jerk

A group of people who are circle-jerking in a sex slave while eating a Chinese takeaway.
"I'm feeling horny and hungry, let's have a Chinese Jerk!"
by TheRealNoahJ July 25, 2016
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Zirkle Jerk

To gather every male of the entire current existing human population and have them jizz into a small body of water such as a lake; causing the body of water to become 100% sperm.
"Hey man, let's go Zirkle Jerk into Lake Victoria!"
by Joshzirkle January 8, 2013
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