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Ninja Proofing

Setting up your house to ward off long term ninja infestations. It's considered impossible to keep ninjas out entirely. In fact, attempting to do so can attract their attention and just make the problem worse.

1) Coat the walls and ceilings with steel backed teflon. If the steel isn't thick enough, they can still use their claws. Make sure it's at least a 1/4 inch thick.
2) Install random rotating magnets. This makes it difficult to throw shurikens accurately.
3) Set up a DVD of old "Kung Fu" reruns in infinite reply. Warning: This may cause Seppuku incidents, which are really messy. Take my word on it. Spread plastic in front of the TV.

Avoid using pirates. I know it's tempting, but they're worse than ninjas (really loud and smelly and treasure chests are hard to find).
Bob: Where were you last weekend?
Bill: Sorry, spent all day Saturday Ninja Proofing.
by Al Benedict December 3, 2010
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Ninja Car

A vehicle that appears out of thin air, completely parallel to your car, the moment you start to change lane.
I tried to change lane, looked in the mirrors and everything, but as soon as I started, a ninja car suddenly WAS there and blocked me. It came from nowhere!
by FDaihatsu August 18, 2010
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food ninja

A person who sneakily steals other people's food when they're not looking.

They move with stealth and secrecy just like actual ninja's.
Nic: Hey, I'm sure I left some cake here a second ago?

Aimee: Henry probably food ninja'd it.

Both: Damn you food ninja!
by Uncle Henery February 7, 2013
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broom ninja

Someone that does not know how to work. Someone that has been given everything in life. Someone that avoids work.
My roommate is a broom ninja. You're a broom ninja. He hasn't earned anything, he's a broom ninja.
by broom ninja January 2, 2016
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nagger ninja

A human being having the power to know everything about anything. They also have supper strength. They are not able to fly because no Ninjas are able to fly, thats just crazy. They are normally found with curly hair and are full blood jewish. The way you know if you've really found a real life Nagger Ninja is by them presenting legal documentation of a black belt with their name on it. Nagger Ninjas can be very dangerous, DO NOT approch them if you are half cuban and half bosnian.
OMG, i just saw a Nagger Ninja fly!

that would be a perfect example of something crazy.
by Ninjanagger December 25, 2010
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spasm ninja

Something you say when you've taken too many hallucinagins and intend to say something else, but unfortunately you have word salad.
Did I want some, ahh, spasm ninja.? Cam it onething.
by VICERN January 15, 2014
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Ninja Brian

the only ninja as far as I know in the band NinjaSexParty
Goddamn Ninja Brian you killed em all
by darkclaw wolfgod February 20, 2022
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