muff puff

When a females pubic region is covered in thick "puffy" pubic hair and derives pleasure from another individual slapping her pubic and vagina region with their hand and/or object in order to achieve excitement. This in effect makes the muff puffy.

Hey Johnny, did you know your ex-girlfriend Cindy likes getting gaped open and muff puffed while screwing?

by Doctor Dog Tits December 29, 2009

Muff Cabbage

Muff Cabbage is a derogatory term used to describe a person who believe is a trashy or a loser or slutty or garbage like or worthless or below worthless.

You and your hole family are Muff Cabbage. Matts such a Muff Cabbage, I can't believe he got fired for pissing inside his office. Don't act like Muff Cabbage your better then that. Your mom didn't give birth she just squateed down and pushed out some Muff Cabbage and gave it a name.
Your whole family is worthless and nothing but losers, it's like your mom just squatted out a bunch of Muff Cabbage and gave it names. You are nothing but Muff Cabbage.

by Peter L. Harris October 15, 2010

balls deep in worldy muff

testicles deep inside a woman's vagina that no matter where she goes in the world is a stunner

Tonight I'm gonna go get mortal with the lads an hopefully get balls deep in worldy muff.

>How was last night?
<Balls deep, in worldy muff mann

by Muff Fan July 26, 2012

Muffos

Unnecessarily Australian way of saying muffins

- term coined by Big Neech, 2022

Oi I'm going servo lad I'm gonna get a vanilla muffo ay

Man I was eating out this chicks muffos big time last night

time for like 20 minutes last night
Choc chip muffos go hard cunt

I bet Emily ratatouille has a nice muffo ay

by Big Neech February 10, 2022

muff mashing

having violent sex with a female with a huge bush.

I was muff mashing that chick

by christianis afatass February 11, 2007

muffdiveology

The study of muff diving (aka carpet munching, eating pussy).

T-bone took Muffdiveology, a 4 credit class at the porn school.

by jujijime December 14, 2008

Muff Waft

An odour pleasent, repelant or otherwise that eminates from a lady's private part (muff)!

"I got off with a girl last night she had fit muff waft"
or
"I got off with a rank bird last night, she had really bad muff waft"

by Professor Alex Chritoph. April 10, 2007