Moongooning

To edge Annaly while facing your anus to the moon in a sunbathing type manor.

Dude I'm gonna go moongooning later, do you want to come?

by Ethypoo November 24, 2023

Moongooning

The act of gooning under the the open dark sky, exposing yourself to the moon. Typically done with the natives of the region with elk skulls. Some cultures claim reaching for a polices gun whilst moongooning will enlighten your soul to a Valhalla like state.

Cop: Sir have you been unauthorized moongooning tonight?

Moongooner: No, Officer that's a moose skull.

Cop: I know a native gooner in a elk skull when I see one

by Reppy37 December 6, 2023

Moongooning

Moongooning is when you goon while being in the moon (This can be with Natives, Friends, and/or Family)

Q: Ay bro wanna go moongooning with the boy's?
A: Sure dude lets fap to a goons video

by I dickride the goons December 6, 2023

Moongooning

When you and the boys go out on the rez, drink elk blood, and start gooning into buffalo skulls under the moonlight.

“Me and Jared went moongooning on the rez last night”

by Albanian Robert December 18, 2023

Moongooning

When someone gathers with native americans and collect elk blood and a buffalo skull,then proceed to goon under the luminous moonlight.

Dave:Chief eagle eye navajo doesn't moongoon,he's a fraud!
Eric:Yeah i heard he's a sungooner!

Dave:Sungooning is for pussies!,Moongooning is for real Gs!

by Moongoonersupremacist December 20, 2023

Moongooning

To goon while the moon is up in the night. Very tribal activity to be done around a huge fire under the moon.

A parody of the word gooning
Credit of this word goes to the goons, a podcast you should definitely watch

Daily moongooner: Man, you should take on the moongooning session with me and after, DO NOT FORGET TO SOUND SOFTLY whilst doing the moongooning.
Average dooo viewer: Skoden STOODIS!!

by TheMoongooner December 22, 2023

Moongoon

A form of masturbation done late at night, seemingly more of a ritual. involving wearing a skirt and gooning until you see a deity known as The Mighty Buffalo, which moongooning requires you to decapitate. Then you need to drink the blood of an elk directly from its skull. You must moongoon at least once a week after your first moongoon or else an eight legged Chinese man will brutally murder you

"I totally love moongooning!"

by The Beneficial Tailor January 27, 2024