Mennonite mobile

Also known as a Mennonite Wagon, the elusive Mennonite mobile can be found in the northern interior of British Columbia, Canada. It is a close relative of the Mormon Assault Vehicle (or MAV), and is known to carry approximately one fuck ton of mennonite offspring. This majestic creature can possess upwards of 250 horsepower in addition to blacked out windows. The occupants are very efficient in clearing out the meat departments of small grocery stores on Sunday afternoons.

Damn it, the Mennonite mobiles are at the co-op already, looks like we aren't getting anything today.
Wanna place bets on how many people we could fit in that mennonite mobile?

by ColossalToad October 6, 2024

Mnt mobiled

When your WiFi/data disconnects or lags during an activity online

“When I was playing the game I got mnt mobiled”

by Tonyboyjj December 20, 2024

Goon mobile

The mobile that carries the ghost of the Gooner (Nautica malone)
(Dodge Challenger)

Wow! I just saw a Goon mobile drive by!!
Woozer!

by RIP Nautica February 12, 2025

Tweaker Mobile

The bike, shopping cart etc. that Tweaks get around on, often time a stolen/stripped lime bike or grocery store mobility scooter

Tweaky McGee: yo I just copped a Tweaker mobile

Cracky Jacky: sick, is it stripped?

by 831k-rill March 4, 2025

Seggs-Mobile

A canoe car convert powered by bikes, used as a regular car but is basically a canoe on wheels.

Lets take the Seggs-Mobile out for a spin

by SeggsKing May 5, 2025

Mepo Mobile

The rusty piece of crap driven by a very special man
The keys are frequently stolen

"did you take the keys to the Mepo Mobile"

by bigatw May 13, 2025

Piss Mobile

A fuckass piss powered car or a car full of beer

Person 1: Oi lads, hop on the Piss Mobile

Person 2: are you even sober

by anonymous July 22, 2025