muff daddy

What former Monty Python member Eric Idle will call himself if he ever decides to become a rapper.

Eric Idle decided on Muff Daddy during his visit to Jon Stewart on the Daily Show.

by Jet April 9, 2005

muff tickler

The tuft of hair under a persons lower lip, that when the act of muff diving takes place, the muff tickle caresses the bean.

that dude has a kick ass muff tickler

by Bob Denne January 28, 2004

Meff

a dirty tramp-like creature, usually unemployed.

'Look at that dirty meff'

by jennie byrneside July 17, 2003

Muff Cabbage

"MUFF GARBAGE," but when spoken with a thick Jersey accent it sounds like "Muff Cabbage."

Muff Garbage (or Muff Cabbage) is a term invented by the creators of the television show South Park and had no prior usage before the Oct.14, 2010 airing of the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing."

I'm a 14 year-old moron who is addicted to South Park, so I'm gonna start saying Muff Cabbage all the time.

by eyeballish October 19, 2010

muff cabbage

The awful smell that comes from a unwashed pussy.

I met this jersey girl last night, man did she have sum muff cabbage.

by kstan3 October 18, 2010

Mossio-muff-her

Based on "Monsieur Muffler" garage shops (which are the
equivalent of "Speedy" garage shops), but with a horny
twist. Instead of taking care of cars, it takes care of men.
It's a place where you can get your oil changed, or the
equivalent of a rub-n-tug and sometimes more depending on
your luck and the day of the month.

Honey your balls were full, when's the last time you went
to Mossio-muff-her ?

So Frank, where you want to go tonight? Want to play pool,
pay a visit to booger, or hang out at Mossio-muff-her?

by Dan The Rod Leroux August 15, 2006

Muff Diving

To eat out, oral sex on a woman.

"I went muff diving on the Queen of England."

by Chmadly August 8, 2007