Lifeguard

A person that sits around on stand that's fucking hot and gets amazingly, perfectly tanned all day, wears the fanny pack with grace, blows that whistle how it should be blown ;), runs around in slow mo, lives for thunderstorms and save lives like a goddamn G. Best job in the whole world.

you: My friend shawn is a lifeguard.
me: Oooh child, he must be gettin all dem chicks with his money, tan.. and the ability to blow whistles with his mouth to mouth abilities ;)

by hdubb August 7, 2010

Liquor License

The phonetic representation of lick her license. Generally refering to a homosexual female who enjoys the act of cunniligous, or rug munching.

Annie undoubtedly has a liquor license because she turned me down for a date.

by DG May 15, 2003

Thug Life

A word Evolved by the late Tupac Shakur. Commonly mistaken for a Criminal. Thug Life is the opposite of someone having all he needs to succeed. Thug life is when you have nothing, and succeed, when you have overcome all obstacles to reach your aim.

"When my heart beats, it screams THUG LIFE."

by Emejdoubleti May 29, 2004

Lifelong

IS extremely gay and the definition of autism;

u r lifelong

by kmpk August 17, 2018

the life of pablo

Kanye west's Albem released in early 2016 featuring artists like The weekend and Rihanna. It's totally the goat

Dude have you heard the new Kanye album. Which one? The life of Pablo. Oh yeah it's super awesome bro

by Notachickennugget June 24, 2016

You cannot kill that which has no life

An insult to a gamer that keeps killing you online and is probaly a loser in real life.

n00b: Damnit I can't kill this kid before he kills me!
Other Gamer: Well man you cannot kill that which has no life.

by Tobascoman February 1, 2010

how's life?

1)A questions meaning simply 'how are you?' or 'how are things going?'. Sometimes taken very seriously by the recipient.
2)A question used to fill an awkward silence.

1)John Doe: So, how's life?
Jane Doe: Good, good. And yourself?
2)Jane Doe: I cut myself.
(awkward silence)
John Doe: So, how's life?

by Cordelia Nault April 1, 2008