When all else fails, get a bigger hammer

AFTER thoroughly reading the instruction manual, of course, to see if that might help you to get it to work properly without resorting to such drastic measures :D

Seasoned mechanic, talking to an elderly long-retired grease-monkey buddy on the phone: I have a '58 Ford 350 two-ton flatbed here with a frozen rear brake-drum --- I've tried WD-40, I've tried penetrating-oil, I've banged on it with a two-pound sledge, and then even a five-pound sledge, but it still refuses to budge... any ideas?
Aged grease-monkey: Yes, indeed, Son --- get an eight-pounder and really have at it.
Seasoned mechanic, in plaintive shock: But... but... I'll BREAK it if I do THAT!
Aged grease-monkey, confidently: No, you won't --- trust me --- those beefy old solid-iron brakes are made extra-tough, specifically to safely withstand the extra force of being overhauled like this. Just get up your nerve and really clobber on it!
Mechanic, hesitantly: Okaayyy... if you say so... hold the line... gets a huge sledge hammer and reluctantly but resolutely bashes the ancient brake drum, then steps back in wide-eyed surprise when the ponderous hammer just harmlessly bounces off; emboldened, he rears back and really takes a mighty swing at the drum again, knocking the drum loose and sending it flying halfway across the shop. He picks it up and is flabbergasted to see that it is still fully intact, and with only a very minor surface-scuffing. So he lifts the phone again in pleased bewilderment Wow --- you were right... it came off with just two whacks, and I didn't damage it at all!
Aged mechanic: See? Tolja it would be okay... when all else fails, get a bigger hammer!

by QuacksO February 13, 2017

tiberious meat hammer

giant male reproductive organ: penis ; dick; schlong; boneration

my pussy was blown out by a 14 inch tiberious meat hammer

by rich horak December 15, 2006

cunt hammer

In super smash brothers melee, samus' down a meteor smash attack.

Dude you just got cunt hammered.

by Viridis July 5, 2008

Jack Hammer

That's Griz, bitch!
Also a sexual act in which your hips begin to move at an incredible speed.

That bitch got a taste of the Jack Hammer and she loved the shit out of it.

by griz April 17, 2004

hammer

A tool generally used in construction.

Joe: Hey Bill, let me use that there hammer over there

Bill: ok. here you go

by thomas546452 February 17, 2009

black hammer

The hammer kept under your bed to be used to assult or seriously harm people of ethnic origin should they attempt to break into your residence.

A group of ghetto gansta's attempt to rob your crib, so you break out the black hammer and have at 'em.

by thelastinline July 19, 2009

Hammer Time

Generaly Used THIRD party reffering to someones level of intoxication in a social setting when that said person may not know how intoxicated they really are. You can also use the phrase in refference to yourself when describing anticts of when you were overly intoxicated.

Dude 1- " That chick right there just shuved a slice of pizza in her pocket, Hammer Time"

or

You- " I was Hammer Time last night kid, I drank 24 beers then shit on a cop car"

Friend-"Awsome, That is Hammer Time"

by BGeezy29 April 11, 2011