laugh at the floor

To vomit loudly and/or violently.

Tom got so sick that we heard him laugh at the floor in the other room.

by Unidyne March 11, 2005

Floor Dump

When intentionally or not, a turd misses the toilet bowl, landing on the floor creating a nice surprise for future parties and cleaning staff.

Upon entering the stall, Humbult realized to his dismay that the last patron had not aimed sufficiently, and that he had not aimed his foot sufficiently either, landing into the waiting floor dump. Glancing down at the human feces in his treads, and faced with the possibility of cleaning it out, he wondered whether it would be better to just throw away the shoe. But then realizing that he would waste two good shoes, he made the tough call to clean it out with his fingernails and a folded up receipt.

by trump_ice October 11, 2008

floort

noun - 1. the sound emitted by the act of farting rainbows 2. a farted rainbow

verb - 1. the act of farting rainbows

"My date with Jamie was boring as hell until I heard her floort and the room lit up."

by hyperboledotzip & theogeo January 12, 2009

floor surfing

The act of laying on your side and using your feet to push off the walls and to the other wall back and forth like a retard in public. A common sight in public schools.

"What's Jim doing on the floor like an idiot?"
"Oh nothing just floor surfing."

by LennyFaces February 25, 2017

Floor is wet

The -“floor is wet” is a line from prison meaning the patrol officers are doing the runs, this can also be used on teachers

Person on Lookout: THE FLOOR IS WET
Everyone scatters back to doing what they’re doing and the teacher greets everyone with awards for doing great work

by an unkown gender hello December 10, 2017

Floor & Decor

When you have sexual intercourse on the floor and then ejaculate on the woman’s face, providing her with decoration.

Guy 1: what’d you do on Saturday?

Guy 2: Floor & Decor with Rebecca

Guy 1: Damn, she made you go shopping on a Saturday?

Guy 2: nah man…..

by BartmanSteve69 June 10, 2023

Dance Floor Splatters

When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels.

I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!

by Bowel Problems Bandit May 10, 2009