Flat Earther

Someone who doesn’t even have two brain cells. They lack a brain to store said cells in the first place.

Flat Earther: The earth is flat!!!!!!
Sane person: Shut up.

by Pialinist May 2, 2023

Flat Earther

Someone whose mother drank while pregnant, though it is also a possibility that they have suffered a blow to the head, causing mental retardation.

Person 1: Did you know that Jessica is a flat earther?
Person 2: Yeah, her mom should have never had that one sip...

by ranocchio May 5, 2023

Flat tire

When A Car Tire Looks Like A Floppy Penis On The Floor Like Because Of 1 Little Screw Randomly On The Road

Oh Crap I Got A Flat Tire!

by anhandle123 May 22, 2023

Flat face

A person with a face so flat you wonder if they have their face on their desk all day

"Did you see that fella with the flat face over there?" "Yeah man he looks messed up"

by Sudbes June 30, 2023

Flat pack smack

When a new guy walks into a gym whos untoned and weak, and a big 6pack bencher smacks him on the belly like hes sticking an expected expiry date sticker on a card board box.

Big weight lifter: >Smack< oi oi get on the tread mill outa way good lad big boys are in the building, stick at it and yal be lifting 16 stone and 3 pounds of that meat your eyeing up you know the one, shell get you revved if you break down. PUMP SOME BLASTARD SHELLS AND DOWN SOME HERCULES POWder!!
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<

by Step lupid July 11, 2023

flat footing

When one uses their foot ontop of a man's tip. A type of feet kink.

He literally started flat footing my dick bro.

by slayhennysx July 19, 2023

Flat-earther

Flat-earthers are people who believe the earth isn't a geoid and believe it's flat because of some bs they watch on youtube

Flat-earther: Can't you see that If I kick a ball water doesn't stay on it
Average person: That ball doesn't have a gravitational force bruh.

by SkS_defines July 22, 2023