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Port Wine Fever

An extreme sickness caused by excessive drinking of port wine. This is both an addiction to Port Wine as well as the sickness that follows after a bender.

Signs of addictions:

1) Drinking at 7 am Port Wine even though you need to be at work at 8:30 am.
2) Spending over 20% of your paycheck on Port Wine.
3) Fighting with people both in personal and business relationships.
4) Missing work 2 plus times a week from a bender and coming in the next day without a shower stinking of Port Wine.

Signs of sickness from a bender:

1) Excessive Vomiting.
2) Extreme sweating.
3) Missing work.
4) Fighting with anyone you come in contact with both during and the day after a bender.
Addiction Example -

Glen, "I keep noticing Eric has no money, has a poor attitude, and misses work alot."

James, "I think he has a case of Port Wine Fever."

Sickness Example -

James, "Man Glen, Eric has thrown up three times today, is sweating on his desk, and stinks like a homeless wino."

Glen, "Yeah it looks like he has Port Wine Fever again today."
by TuckDCconnect January 7, 2011
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kuno titik asshole man fever

a rare fever that cannot be cured,mostly effected by people who are douches!
I'm having kuno titik asshole man fever,so I'm not comming tommorow.
by kamalakannan August 18, 2011
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cat scat fever

A fetish where a person puts kitty litter on their body and have a cat poop on them.
Last night i got cat scat fever and let kitty poop on my face because i had cat litter on my forehead.
by tommmybnagel November 2, 2012
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cabin fever

Being on a ship for long periods of time with muppets; can cause you to go into musical fits!
"We got cabin fever! we got cabin fever!
I've got cabin fever, it's eatting at my brain!
I've got cabin fever, and it's makeing me insane!!!"
by Katie e johnson January 14, 2007
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Beaver fever

Beaver fever is a terrible disease transmitted by beavers. Once a human catches it, the poor victim will slowly transform into a beaver. One knows when he has it when his two front teeth are longer than they should be and when he violently bites wood.
My brother is violently biting our wodden dinner table. HE IS BECOMING A FRIKIN BEAVER, he has beaver fever
by LKJOIJKL November 4, 2008
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Bieber Fever

an illness affecting little girls, and some guys,to become addicted to the high pictched voice of Justin Bieber.. and an attraction to:

-gayness
-skater hair
-immaturity/ lack of puberty
-American wannabees
-little boys

may result in lack of anything normal and becoming homosexual or insane.
Person 1: dude, she just b*tch slapped my mom for saying she didn't like Justin Bieber.

Person 2: that's a classic symptom of Bieber Fever.

Girl: Don't f*ck with the Biebs!!!!!!
by vakid March 9, 2011
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hay fever

when a black man prefers white women. similar to jungle fever or yellow fever.
you see all those white blond girls Andre keeps hooking up with? man, he's got a bad case of hay fever.
by drusopher February 26, 2008
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