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Don't cut my feet

To cut a "middle man" out of a business deal for any reason without "middle man" permission. No matter how unreasonable, ridiculous or just down right stupid. Even if said "middle man" was the one who set you up with the new business contact in the first place. Even if going to the new business contact is more beneficial to you, out of some kind of far fetched, crazy person ideals you must throw all common sense and logic out the window and screw yourself to keep some idiotic, obviously desperate "middle man" happy.
"Hey, John If you want to purchase that car you need to come to me. "Don't cut my feet" and go to my boss we were friends 10 years ago and I need that commission even if it means you must knowingly screw yourself over."
"I know I set you up with my boss for that last sale so you could get a good deal because we are friends, but I'm a selfish douche and want to rip you off so "don't cut my feet" anymore by going to him instead of me or I will do everything I can to ruin your reputation until you have no choice but to come back to me."
"I don't care if you do business with my competitors because you know I'm completely untrustworthy, you are the only person I don't screw over in my business deals. Trust me. We were kind of acquaintances years ago I can't believe I even need to say this, but "don't cut my feet" like this."
by batshitcrazychic February 2, 2013
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boney african feet

Definition 1: a form of typo of "bon appetit"
Meme: "My girl is so roman attic. i come inside from outside to this everyday. Boney african feet.
by MusicalPanda985 January 3, 2017
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City Feet

Being adept at wearing high heels persistently whilst living in a city (In effect, an above-average amount of walking/running to catch taxis).

This can include a period of blisters, bruises, soreness and uneasiness. This is usually followed by callouses, and the ability to rock five-inch pumps down fifteen city blocks.
"She asked me if my stilettos hurt at the end of the day, and I assured her I was fine; I have my city feet."
by Keleigh Wolf October 19, 2008
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feet up

refers to how thugged out someone is, comes from the sayin G'd up from the feet up.
Thug: I'm a pop that chain if you dont step aside.

Sandbag: I'm sorry sir heres my wallet dont hurt me.

Bystander: Damn that dude is feet up.
by Auneeezy October 10, 2005
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fecetastic

pleasantly awkward
The fecetastic meeting of my girlfriend's parents and I made for an interesting evening.
by Rusty Molla January 15, 2009
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fecetioused

The act of pretending to be shit-faced for the amusement of other people.
P1: "Man, you were so wasted last night! Everybody saw you make an ass out of yourself."

P2: "Naw dude, I wasn't drunk. I was just being fecetioused."
by Jimbo~B March 21, 2009
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fecetize

by randall_nd January 3, 2011
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