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Dirty Eleni 

Someone who is absolutely amazing at anything sexual, everyone wants them and everyone wants to be them because this person is the ideal or dream sexual partner and you are guaranteed the best time of your life so once you’ve got one of these people, don’t let them go motherfucker.
Yeah this girl I’ve been seeing, she’s a dirty Eleni I think I love her man
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dirty tobias 

Every time you have sex with someone you steal something from their house until they notice.
Woah, wheres my moms antiqe vase? I think Jonathan pulled a dirty tobias on me.

dirty rodeo 

when a man is doing a woman anally and whispers "thats how your sister likes it" and then sees how long he can hold on
when bob was doing marissa, he pulled a dirty rodeo and got held on for a split second
dirty rodeo by sex god April 10, 2004

Dirty Brandon

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob immediately followed by a handjob and swallows both times.
Kelly really knows how to give a dirty Brandon, I could sleep the rest of the week!
Dirty Brandon by fresh cucumber April 16, 2020

Dirty lala 

Dirty lala is when you get some of your own poo in your hand and run up behind someone and rub it accross their eyes and then yelling "you got pink eye!"
I saw a guy I knew from high school, he was a real jerk, so I crapped in my hand and ran up behind him and smeared the poo accross his face and yelled you got pink eye! he got a dirty lala
Dirty lala by Mr. Mindsweep February 20, 2011

dirty charles

When you put dirt, and then water into your erect penis, and then ejaculate mud all over the wall
I did a dirty Charles last night, but I forgot to clean up, and my parents kicked me out of the house because of it
dirty charles by FatRipper July 16, 2020

Dirty Quam

The Dirty Quam is when you are massaging a penis so hard that it breaks, or becomes wounded. After a penis encounters a Dirty Quam, it should be immediately wrapped and protected from other Dirty Quaminators.
"Last night my boyfriend was pissing me off, so I gave him the Dirty Quam"

"I can't believe he waited 4 months to tell me I Dirty Quamed him"

"I was really drunk when we started to get it on, so I probably gave him a Dirty Quam"
Dirty Quam by kskeezy May 4, 2009