dense

a) an insult used to dehumanise and ruin self-esteem when not employed in an ironic or sarcastic tone.

b) refers to the incompetence of someone to express their real feelings and is rather hiding behind their keyboard if used over snap chat particularly.

My boyfriend of six months just texted me saying "you are ugly and my parents think you are dense" five months after we broke up.

He called me "dense" on snap chat chat, so I roasted his liver.

by uglyanddensechamps May 27, 2019

dense

when a callums too lazy to decode a simple message and realise the truth

stop being so dense

by callum you arse September 17, 2019

Deseree

Deseree is absolutely stunning, when you see her your jaw will drop from how good looking she is. Her personality is an easy A+. She is super funny and has a great sense of humour but a bit twisted at times. She will speak the truth no matter what it is and she will do what she thinks is right. She is extremely thick but doesn’t think she is. She will call herself ugly but she truly isn’t. She can be very self conscious but everyone likes her and is friends with her.

Have you seen Deseree today?
Yes, she look absolutely amazing
She always does

by Weeeeeeeewooooooooo September 27, 2019

desert wanderer

when a guy after sex (or a wank) goes to the toilet and aims his dick at the water and then pisses everywhere except the water

went to the dunny at her parents house after stealth-fucking and missed the water. it was a total desert wanderer piss.

by ^^!$#@ October 7, 2019

dedsers

dead serious

matt: she said she would sit on my face man
luke: dedsers?

by bob ross is daddy November 16, 2019

Desert head

When a girls mouth is so dry when giving head

Her mouth was dry as a desert.. I got desert head

by Igotallthebooty June 9, 2020

Desert Bald Eagle

The more american Desert Eagle

Person 1: i just got this new gun
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow

by __Loops__ June 17, 2020