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dead time

Coined by Paranormal State, dead time is the time when (apparently) spirits, ghosts, and other paranormal things are most active and apparent to the human world. Dead time is 3am.
My friend and I got so scared last night, we stayed up until dead time and we swear we heard a ghost.
by paranormal July 9, 2009
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Dead Weighters

Gym members, often men (and in rare occasions women), who roam in packs and have loud conversations (on subjects ranging from women to beer to women). Often dead weighters will hold court near the section of the gym where the free weights can be found. They are often in good physical shape despite the average age of a dead weightier being 38. They are considered loud and annoying and intimidating to anyone outside of their peer group. More often than not, dead weighters will have an unexplainable close relationship with a aerobics instructor at said gym, with whom they flirt with shamelessly (despite that the dead weighter is often old enough to be her father.)
"Did you get to the Y today"?

"Yeah, but I didn't get to work on my hamstring because a bunch of dead weighters were hanging out on the Nautilist talking about car engines."
by JeremyJB July 3, 2008
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[dead serious]

To be completely serious; not joking.
Suzie: Matthew likes you.
Sarah: Stop joking around, that's not funny.
Suzie: I'm dead serious.
by BellaW December 26, 2008
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dead week

a week long holiday in which the university try to juke students in to believing its a concentrated study period, when actually its a time for professors to give out as many exams as they can; also known as the week holiday professors enjoy to sit back, laugh & torment students... modern-day name: "Professor bullyism"
University: "Dear students, this week is dead week, a no exam week which should be concentrated on studying for finals next week"
LSU students: "yayy, i have 1 exam and 2 lab finals this week"
by twhitechocolate December 3, 2010
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dead beat dad

Someone who does not pay child support, hasn't had a steady paycheck in at least a year, has a hooker of a girlfriend who has slept with at least two of his best friends, still lives with mommy and daddy and parties with people way too young for him because he doesn't know what priorities or responsibilities of a father should be.
"Wow, people really are oblivious to the difference between a playmate and a responsible father, huh?"

"Yeah, they don't see he is such a dead beat dad!"

See also buddy, playmate.

Antonyms- the gorgeous single guy across from your office, who is financial stable, has a successful job and wants to take you AND your daughter out.
by JONNYBEGOOD7583 June 29, 2010
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Dead Thread

1. To post an extremely awkward comment on someones wall or photo on facebook, thus abruptly stopping any previous comments or conversations on that thread.

2. When someone with no life makes a comment on facebook that is so awkward that no one wants to respond or comment after it, making the thread inactive or dead.
Example 1.
6:20- Bob: hey man that pic from last night?
6:21- James: yeah man sicker nights were had
6:21- Nick: Hey you guys when was this? How come i didn't here about any of this going on?
11:00- Fred: way to dead thread the photo dude

Example 2.
Hilary: so I was talking to that guy I like last night on facebook and some awkward bitch made a total dead thread comment.
Carey: aww that sucks what a mood kill!
by chargra August 31, 2011
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dead people

not alive
by oldemberg November 30, 2013
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