Mesothelioma, in the Trump era.
This deadly form of cancer has been renamed to Trump Disease in light of the president's lifting of the ban on asbestos in manufacturing, which will undoubtedly lead to a rise in cases of mesoth - ahem - Trump Disease in the coming years.
This deadly form of cancer has been renamed to Trump Disease in light of the president's lifting of the ban on asbestos in manufacturing, which will undoubtedly lead to a rise in cases of mesoth - ahem - Trump Disease in the coming years.
John: Hey, man, you okay? You been coughing a lot lately.
Zion: Nah, man. I just got back from the doctor. It's Trump Disease.
John: Fuuuuck.
Zion: Nah, man. I just got back from the doctor. It's Trump Disease.
John: Fuuuuck.
by spreadthebird August 10, 2018
Get the Trump Disease mug.Yet another horrible disease there is no cure for found a hundred+ years ago in Europe. The conspiracy theory of it's development has to do with Hitler, Plum Island, and biological warfare. It is spread by infected ticks of all varieties as well as mosquitoes-who have bitten infected vermin such as mice, rats, voles etc. It can also be passed gestationally-you have about a 55% chance of passing it along to your child.
It effects every cell in your body driving you quite literally insane given enough time.
Treatment for this initially should include NO LESS than 60 days of Doxycyline if you can stomach it, as well as comprehensive co-infeciton testing as ticks and mosquitoes no longer just carry only the Borrelia Burgdorferi. (The Lyme spirochete parasite.) The life-span of the spirochete is longer than the average 14-21 days of antibiotics they like to give you at the doctor so it is most often ineffective. Also antibiotics don't treat and eradicate the co-infections that now come along with it. You must self-advocate and self-educate.
It causes you to become angry or depressed at the drop of a hat with little or no reason. Often misdiagnosed as Bi-Polar Disorder.
It's a complete relationship-ruiner, not that you'll have the motivation for one anyways. And you can just forget about having a sex-drive. Get ready to burn some bridges and become a hermit!
It effects every cell in your body driving you quite literally insane given enough time.
Treatment for this initially should include NO LESS than 60 days of Doxycyline if you can stomach it, as well as comprehensive co-infeciton testing as ticks and mosquitoes no longer just carry only the Borrelia Burgdorferi. (The Lyme spirochete parasite.) The life-span of the spirochete is longer than the average 14-21 days of antibiotics they like to give you at the doctor so it is most often ineffective. Also antibiotics don't treat and eradicate the co-infections that now come along with it. You must self-advocate and self-educate.
It causes you to become angry or depressed at the drop of a hat with little or no reason. Often misdiagnosed as Bi-Polar Disorder.
It's a complete relationship-ruiner, not that you'll have the motivation for one anyways. And you can just forget about having a sex-drive. Get ready to burn some bridges and become a hermit!
Veronica is an angry nut-job and is the biggest Debbie Downer I've ever met!
Yeah, she has Lyme Disease.
Yeah, she has Lyme Disease.
by OhALovelyNut August 21, 2017
Get the Lyme Disease mug.Luke Disease is belittlement of the penis, erectile dysfunction, gayness and general rtardness. There is no known cure for this, sufferers are too rtarded and gay to accept a cure.
Known sufferers: Luke
Known sufferers: Luke
Jole: "OMG, That My Rtarded friend was acting all gay today, and in the changing room, I saw his cock, it was the size of a PEA. He told me he had erectile dysfunction O_O"
DAVID: "OMFGZ, HE HAZ LUKE DISEASE!"
DAVID: "OMFGZ, HE HAZ LUKE DISEASE!"
by Daemonius :] August 21, 2008
Get the Luke Disease mug.A serious non stop case of the shits, usually occuring from 1-3 days. Also known as irratible bowel syndrome
by 4sk!n December 15, 2009
Get the Greg's Disease mug.Something most Whovians have. Disease is contagious. It's the name for what people have when they talk about Doctor Who to people who really don't give a shit.
Whovian: Omg I just got these new light-up tardis ear rings
me: Congratulations. By the way, you have Doctor Who Disease.
me: Congratulations. By the way, you have Doctor Who Disease.
by jazzdrums December 24, 2014
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Also known as Cupid's Arm, Valentine's Disease is a malformation of the penis, in which the head is shaped much like a heart. While there can be complications in urination and ejaculation, many men are proud of their misshapen tips, as some women are inclined to provide oral sex while wearing red lipstick in order to shade the growth. This act is known as a Valentine's Kiss.
When having vaginal intercourse, the vagina is then known as a Heart-shaped Box.
When having vaginal intercourse, the vagina is then known as a Heart-shaped Box.
by Dr. Doctor M.D. October 14, 2008
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