Diversion

The official version of what really happened to Di

I have my suspicions regarding that Diversion. No, I bleave that Diversion, don't ye?

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

divecock

When you take a girl's hand and put it down your pants. Or When you stick yourself out there pulling out it in traffic.

I was making out with that bitch and I put her in a divecock.

by pharohpat May 17, 2014

Dive

1. Going into a large group of people who are more popular than you or your squad.
2. Plunging into dat ass.

1. Bro we should dive in there but I don't think they want us to.
2. I would so dive in that.

by SH0RTZ July 4, 2016

Fuck diver

When a singer ususlly in porn music or a fuck diva usually the same thing after there performance dives off the stage and into the audience and lets anyone who wants to fuck them.

Kathy is a fuck diver.

by Deep blue 2012 October 19, 2009

The Dive

The most awesome band ever, formerly known as Dive Bella Dive.

They still have a tendancy to sing about alcohol and prostitutes (mainly prostitutes), despite the name change and drive around in a riot van which they then spray painted grey because they got chased by the police

Barnaby Courtney - Singer
Dan Scotty - Bass
Sam Battle - Guitar (also has a habit of making music from gameboys and by torturing furbys)

fuuuccckkkk i love the dive

by bljf;ldafjlsafls May 5, 2013

Holy Diver

A sexual act where a guy puts his hands together like he's praying and proceeds to dive his hands into a loose vagina then prys his hands apart so he can fit his dick between them so he can fuck his hands in order to get off inside an otherwise unfuckable gaping hole .

"It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway untill I performed the Holy Diver on her"

by PartyM4rty November 2, 2018

muff diver

When a male or female goes down into an unknown area of a woman. Only good when women has shower but if she does not then it developes algi and can sometimes spred harmful substances to the next sexual partner, IT DOES NOT TASTE NICE!!!!!

Boy: Houston, we have a problem
Houston: What's your status?
Boy: I've dropped a 2p coin and I havn't heard it land yet
Houston: How much oxygen do you have left?
Boy: Not much, tell my wife I love her

e.g. Man, you're one dirty muff diver
e.g. Yo dude, wot's that stuff round your mouth? You bin muff diving?

by George Fayers January 12, 2007