It's when you dive your Penis really hard and fast into either the Booty or the Pussy at full force from the other side of the room.
Jack: what did you do last night.
Christian: Oh I did The Dive with my girlfriend last night.
by ParryBEN March 19, 2019
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The man’s scalp is smoothly shaved down using lemon juice, coconut oil, and a half pound of home made butter. He then suits up with his roller skates and sets up his diving board for action, but not before lathering his body from the eyebrows down with molasses syrup for friction and so the scalp is favored as the slippery dome and centerpiece of the malicious act. He then looks his victim straight in the ass while he’s tied face down, rear up squirming for help. The man begins to read the Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs to his victim so they both can regurgitate before things really get started. After a couple chapters, the man deeply lathers the victims ass and genitals. He then sets candles up strategically around the victim in a circle, resembling his very own slippery scalp. He then applies the most flammable substance on earth,chlorine trifluoride, to his neck up the center of his scalp and lights it with the nearest candle! He rollerskates viciously to the diving board and leaps head first into the ass of the victim! At this point they’re both in the most terrible pain of their lives, and will remember this feeling even after death. The diver spins on his head with his toes in the air causing a flaming drill sensation in the asshole and stomach of the victim, leaving a giant bloody hole where his ass used to be. He then rubs sardine infested cream cheese in his face, and repeats the entire act until the victim has just barely a head remaining.
Poor Joey fell victim to the dive, he didn’t deserve that.... nobody does.
by TheManShomDom September 21, 2018
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The most awesome band ever, formerly known as Dive Bella Dive.

They still have a tendancy to sing about alcohol and prostitutes (mainly prostitutes), despite the name change and drive around in a riot van which they then spray painted grey because they got chased by the police

Barnaby Courtney - Singer
Dan Scotty - Bass
Sam Battle - Guitar (also has a habit of making music from gameboys and by torturing furbys)
fuuuccckkkk i love the dive
by bljf;ldafjlsafls May 05, 2013
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A ghettofied hole in the wall bar where the poor and downtrodden alcoholics of america go to drink disounted mini-pitchers and listen to tired David alan Coe songs.
JC and Steve were kicked out of another Dive for spitting on the floor.
by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005
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Informal, relaxed, "neighborhood" bar or restaurant. Sometimes cool, sometimes shitty.
What are you watching?
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.
What's a dive bar?
It's not about dive bars.
Oh. What's a dive then? Also, what's a dive bar?
Informal, relaxed, "neighborhood" bar or restaurant. Sometimes cool, sometimes shitty.
by justagirlfromcali July 15, 2011
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A run down, cheap, unclean restaurant or hotel.
That McDonalds is such a dive!
by thlayli January 27, 2003
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To 'take a dive' is to 'throw' a fight or sportng match by purposely fighting/playing poorly.
In 'Snatch', the 'Pikey' (Brad Pitt) was supposed to 'take a dive' in the 4th round.
by Diego August 18, 2003
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