lava crotch

Descriptive non-derogatory term for a red head; generally refers to female pubic hair.

At the meeting there were three blondes and a lava crotch.

by luanatic December 10, 2012

frosty crotch

Condition arising from holding a cold beverage between your legs while driving.

Man this large icy is giving me the worst case of frosty crotch I've ever had.

by OKC Slim January 12, 2015

broccoli crotch

When your vagina looks like a fresh batch of steamed broccoli, but no one wants to eat that shit.

Dang, that Becky's broccoli crotch was fresh to death!

by Kachow December 30, 2015

fire-crotch

1. a pubic area with red hair

2. a person with red hair who is presumed to have red pubic hair

"Mikey sent me nudes on Snapchat, and he totally has a fire-crotch!"

"I guess I am glad people don't call me ginger anymore, but fire-crotch is not much better."

by randacted November 17, 2018

Corona Crotch

Particularly smelly genitalia caused by not showering for several days. A phenomena resulting from quarantine during the COVID-19 pandemic.

That girl is so hot. I’d fuck her even if she has corona crotch.

by Murmage April 7, 2020

Beach crotch

When a lady spends the day at the beach laying in the sand and swimming in the ocean, only to go home and find sand and seaweed in her vagina. Beach crotch.

I need a shower before dinner because I definitely have beach crotch from this afternoon.

by sweediepie January 16, 2021

cream of the crotch

a nice 'soup' consisting of spermatozoa, added to a nice, vaginal secretions 'broth' !

after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!

i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!

cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !

by michael foolsley March 17, 2022