Secure that butter!

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.

Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.

by tjjohn12 June 7, 2016

butter tug

A butter tug is defined as using the movie theater popcorn tub to disguise a handjob while at the cinema.

While watching Jurrasic World at the cinema, my girlfriend cleaverly administered her famous butter tug.

by Jahollin July 14, 2015

Ghost Butter

When you cum on an Ouija board and make someone use and they get cum on their hands.

Bro you got ghost butter all over my hands

by The butter man January 14, 2020

suck butter

The mixture of female saliva, and male semen left on you're balls after the blowjob of a lifetime.

Damn! after she got done with me, the puddle of suck butter was huge!

by CaptainBigBlock May 30, 2016

Minge Butter

A thick butter like secretion that forms between the thighs of a morbidly obese individual during strenuous cardiovascular activity. More prominent during periods of warm, humid weather.

Can also resemble custard.

Bruhhh, did you see how much minge butter she whipped up during that last hike?

by CuntLord26 February 3, 2023

butter gaffle

When one woman selfishly confiscates an entire load of cum that was meant to be fairly distributed between two or more women.

Don't invite Shanweeka to the party. She a bitch. Always on her butter gaffle when I'm tryin' to get mines. Girl gotta eat.

Johnny was just about to cum in my bunghole when Sandra took his cock out and butter gaffled his salty load.

by jjty2 February 1, 2014

Dookie Butter

When someone is bad at something they would be referred as dookie butter trash.

My guy, your aim is Dookie Butter!

by M4RSHM4N_H0UR December 8, 2020