beer fairy

an imaginative creature that brings real booze. anytime you end up with alcohol that came from an unknown source, it was this guy.

question: "Where did this keg come from?"
reply: "must've been the beer fairy"

by julielovesthed August 30, 2005

beer bat

a beer bat is a plastic whiffle ball bat (can be bought at a WalMart or another store like that...or you can steal it from a lil girl if she's not playing with it at the time). The bottom of the bat (where you hands go) is cut off. You proceed to pour a beer into the bat. You then put the bat to the floor, your head to the bat and spin around 10 times. After your tenth spin, pound the beer from the bat.

Also known as the ULSTER beer bat.

" I went to ULSTER last night and got shit-faced and dizzy from those damn beer bats"

"Blair! Stop chopping up my beer bats with a machete!"

by Stu Brauer September 13, 2008

beer scooter

(extra credit to Dogfish)n. The remarkably quick method by which you get home after a night out on the piss, forcing you to remark you had an indelible mode of transport. (N.b. please also be aware of 'beer scooter with a puncture' which is a much slower form of transport, where you start out with speedy intentions; but spend the majority of the night dragging extra equipment attached to your legs)

"How did you get home Sebastian?"

"On a beer scooter"

"Oh"

by stouffer March 4, 2003

samuel jackson beer

Good mother fucking beer mother fucker! It'll get ya drunk.

I'm gonna go get a Samuel Jackson beer, then I'll be fuckin' fat girls in no time! I might even fight a nigga or two!

by Morganism July 20, 2008

near beer

n. Non-alcoholic beer.

Near beer is the worst of both worlds: all the shitty taste of beer, and none of the fun!

by The Grammar Nazi January 3, 2002

Beer Blindfold

When the effects of alcohol far exceed that of the standard beer goggles. Usually the 10 to 15 minutes before you pass out when you'll shamelessly hit on anything.

Get away from me you ugly hag... I'm wearing beer goggles, not a beer blindfold.

by Switch January 22, 2005

beer and titties

Err... actually, Titties and Beer.
A great song by Frank Zappa which describes a man's encounter with the devil. The man has one thing on his mind (ok, two things) but his girl and his beer disappears. He finds the devil, who has titty skin under his fingernails, and makes him barf back up the titties and beer. Unfortunately, the woman is in a bad mood when she comes out, and flips off the man and the devil. Then the devil farts and knocks the girl over a cliff - beer, downers and all.

Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
beer and titties?

by Mean Beer February 9, 2007