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Captain Beef

A drinking game of Italian origin. Basically you sit in a circle around a table...everyone has a beer. You basically have to say "I am Captain Beef", tap each hand on the top of the table then on the bottom, tap your glass, stand up, and drink a sip. Then do the same thing with each motion repeated twice ("I am Captain Beef Beef", etc.). Finally do the same thing again, repeated 3 times. If you screw up, finish your beer and get a new one. If you finish the cycle, the next person has to do it. It's really a pretty shitty drinking game, but what can you really expect from those damn Europeans?
We played Captain Beef for 5 hours and after about 4 hours Johnny screwed up once and had to drink. It was hilarious. Or maybe it would have been, but I was too sober. Just shoot me.
by Nick D November 3, 2003
mugGet the Captain Beefmug.

Beef Wellington

Where a guy/girl takes a shit in their partner's mouth.
That was disgusting when I gave my girlfriend a Beef Wellington last night, she even offered to give me one.
by imnotme January 21, 2010
mugGet the Beef Wellingtonmug.

Beef Curtains

the cruel term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.
Katie: 'Have you heard about Emma'
Hannah:' Emma with the Beef Curtains?!'
by Ohhhhhhhhhh! January 6, 2017
mugGet the Beef Curtainsmug.

Beef It Up

A dance originating from Scottsdale, Georgia (A Suburb of Atlanta).

Made popular/brought to the mainstream by Charlie Boy Gang
Aye cuh! We goin to da club n gon Beef It Up on dem hoes!
by BernieP June 7, 2011
mugGet the Beef It Upmug.

BEEF CANNON

Man that chick was on my Beef Cannon all night. My nuts are drained!
by BriMod February 10, 2009
mugGet the BEEF CANNONmug.

E-Beef

Beef with someone over the internet
Problems/Fighting
yo dawg, u gots e-beef wit dat cat or sumpin
by Snow September 8, 2004
mugGet the E-Beefmug.

beef teeth

"thas got beef teeth thy as" said jimmy the yorkshireman
by ted sheckler. February 23, 2011
mugGet the beef teethmug.

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