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freak in bed

When you have a ton of sex toys like more than two or three you like handcuffs whips and chains and tons of different places and positions and a tongue can go anywhere
I need my partner to be a freak in bed to make me happy
by BNB30 May 19, 2018
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rock the bed

To fuck a hoe so hard the bed rocks hitting against the wall.
Hugo came home with Yolanda and they rocked the bed so hard they woke his roommate when they made a hole in the wall.
by G$$$ May 9, 2003
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couldn't lie straight in bed

This phrase is used to mean that somebody is very dishonest and lies a lot.
As if anyone believes what s/he said, the wo(man) couldn't lie straight in bed!
by definer567 November 25, 2015
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Costanza Bed

n. kuh-stan-zuh bed : A makeshift bed made under one's office desk, often surrepticiously. Named for the episode of Seinfeld where George slept at work.
"You wanna head home for some shut-eye before the early morning release?"

"No, i've got a Costanza Bed."
by Baconcat June 18, 2008
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sweat the bed

when, upon waking, one finds one's self laying in wet sheets, either due to fever, drunkenness, or overly high bedroom temperature while sleeping.
I swear it was 100 degrees in my room last night; when I woke up I had sweat the bed.

Mike got so drunk last night that he thought he pissed himself, but he had just sweat the bed.
by waterbrother July 30, 2009
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Microwave Bed

A Microwave Bed is the latest in electronic sleep-intensifying appliances.
If you are a very busy person, a Micowave Bed is an essentlial piece of equipment. If you are working two jobs for instance, then using a Microwave Bed means that you can set the timer so that you can have 8 hours sleep in only half-an-hour! If you clock the BIOS, it is entirely possible that you could wake up, anything up to 2 hours before you actually went to bed and still feel refreshed!
by Daevid Carter December 20, 2010
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namaste in bed

Na-mah-stay-in-bed

(No-me-stay-in-bed)
Jamaican phrase used to decline an invitation.
Girl: Wanna go to the movies?
Guy: Namaste in bed.

Girl: Kk next time.
by SayWhatNOW!?!? July 9, 2016
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