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Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.
Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?
by Ekaven May 12, 2010
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baby buffet

A woman who is anatomically well endowed in her breast region-- through either natural or artificial means.
Damn! You see that girl Jazmine over there. Her rack be poppin' outa that shirt! She a baby buffet no doubt!
by Christineandemilie September 30, 2011
mugGet the baby buffetmug.

Oppressor baby

A GTA Online player who always uses Oppressor MK 2 and kill everyone multiple times, and then gets triggered if you kill them once
That fucking Oppressor baby keeps on exploding me
by MotherClapper December 6, 2020
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Spoon Baby

To conceive a child by spooning discarded semen into the vagina. I don't know if that's possible but it is really gross.
Spoon+Semen+Vagina= Spoon Baby
by That one guy witht the spoon December 18, 2009
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Baby with a gun

a BaBy WiTh A gUn. IT'S A BABY.......WITH A GUN
by Wassup62 August 31, 2020
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Plastic Baby

On TV shows and in movies in which a newborn baby is being shown, it appears that some of the shots feature a baby doll (plastic baby) rather than a real live baby. When one of these shots occurs, you must yell out "Plastic Baby!"
During the television program, the TV family is gathered around the newborn baby, whose eyes are closed and who does not seem to be breathing.

Olivia: Plastic baby!
Alison: Good call.
by peacegirl March 26, 2009
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fun baby

A creature that is birthed 9 months after having a wild night with a random broad.
Dude, I just found out that I have a fun baby.
by Farkledarkle August 4, 2017
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